thestruttingdead:
gardenburger:
gardenburger:
hey everyone, lets talk about how syphilis didnt appear in Europe till after Christopher Columbus came back from America but didnt exist in people from the Americas either until then. lets talk about how the only animals syphilis was found in before then were llamas.
no im not kidding we need to talk about this
#are you implying what i think you are
the-stench-of-that-impala:
I wish i lived with Tony Stark i bet he has a great internet connection
janetdevlinoffic:
Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market
Mums friend: so you support her obsessing over books and tv shows?
Mum: at least shes not 15 and obsessed with sex like your daughter
internetexplorers:
errorsanitynotfound:
internetexplorers:
why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong
its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you
this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me
don’t you hate it when you offer someone food and they say yes
sadillite:
all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant
To be or not to be? Bitch I might be —William Shakespeare (via
coffeeurlgirl)
conchfishscates:
‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’
yeah well bIG DICKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE
my mother said i could be anything i wanted so i became an anxious and antisocial recluse with an internet dependence and an intolerance for natural light
365daysofeileen:
i miss the generations when a guy had to ask a girl out by asking her parents, where a girl could just be beautiful in a tshirt, where bubonic plagues decimated villages across europe and left a third of the population dead. reblog if u agree
highmiranda:
why is slut even an insult i mean i’m getting laid and you’re not so
