How to get laid

  • Lay on bed
  • Wait 2 hours
  • Lay becomes past tense

When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies but the pack survives.


” Oh you’re sorry ! You come back after weeks-weeks-and you think it’s all going to be alright if you just say sorry ?”

Oh you’re sorry ! 
You come back after weeks-weeks-and you think it’s all going to be alright if you just say sorry ?

What do they say of Robb Stark in the North? / And do you believe them?

And yet it disturbs me to learn I have hurt someone unintentionally. I want all my hurts to be intentional. —Margaret Atwood (via judygrimes)
everdeening:

screencap meme | hermione granger + silhouettes (requested by mhysas)

everdeening:

screencap meme | hermione granger + silhouettes (requested by mhysas)

There are no happy endings.
Endings are the saddest part,
So just give me a happy middle
And a very happy start. —Shel Silverstein, Every Thing on It  (via cresmix)

catholicnun:

when everyone follows each other so you see the same post like 10 times in a row

My heart’s crippled by the vein that I keep on closing

Forever.

langleav:

Love & Misadventure by Lang Leav

langleav:

Love & Misadventure by Lang Leav

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